my room mate the crackhead

primalraver · 07-07-2008

so tony comes up to my room and said " dude i think there is a bird in my room". so i go down to investigate. i go in his room and hes like " i think its in my dresser. i thought my laptop made the chirp noise but i shook my dresser and there was a chirp." so i said " how the hell did a bird get in ur room?" he said " the little piece of cardboard fell out of the window." ok so i start to take all the drawers out of his dresser. hes on his bed like a little bitch. i look in the dresser and guess what nothing there and then i hear the chirp. the fucking bird was his LAPTOP. lay off the dope!!!!

*DnBsnoboarder* · 07-07-2008

hahaahahahahahaha

ApHtErSDR · 07-07-2008

DUDE YOU HEARD IT TOO THO...

I was like.. setting up my tv in my room, .. I thought my computer was muted.. it freaked me out...

BAH

--Tony

primalraver · 07-07-2008

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Originally Posted by ApHtErSDR

DUDE YOU HEARD IT TOO THO...

I was like.. setting up my tv in my room, .. I thought my computer was muted.. it freaked me out...

BAH

--Tony

i didnt hear it till i had all the drawers out and looked in the dresser.

*the wolf* · 07-07-2008

oh I'm going to bed. *Swats at birds*

**Trancehed** · 07-07-2008

*DnBsnoboarder* · 07-07-2008

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Originally Posted by the wolf

. *Swats at birds*

haha that reminded me of Fear and Loathing...

We need to have a movie night with that movie soon.

ApHtErSDR · 07-07-2008

hey but you know what.

I now have a 54 inch widescreen tv at the foot of my bed.

And it looks beautiful.

--Tony

Dash Is A Jerk · 07-07-2008

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Originally Posted by ApHtErSDR

hey but you know what.

I now have a 54 inch widescreen tv at the foot of my bed.

And it looks beautiful.

--Tony

What's the over/under on how many days it takes Tony to put a hi-res picture of a beautiful woman on the screen and pretend he's not sleeping alone?

ApHtErSDR · 07-07-2008

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Originally Posted by Dash Is A Jerk

What's the over/under on how many days it takes Tony to put a hi-res picture of a beautiful woman on the screen and pretend he's not sleeping alone?

Hah, .. if I dont feel like sleeping alone thats easily fixed dash :P

And no.. not by a picture on my tv.

--Tony

Dash Is A Jerk · 07-07-2008

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Originally Posted by ApHtErSDR

Hah, .. if I dont feel like sleeping alone thats easily fixed dash :P

And no.. not by a picture on my tv.

--Tony

Laptop?

Had too.

primalraver · 07-08-2008

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Originally Posted by ApHtErSDR

Hah, .. if I dont feel like sleeping alone thats easily fixed dash :P

And no.. not by a picture on my tv.

--Tony

hell just look for that bird again

maddprof · 07-08-2008

Der. He'll just go cuddle up with Adam.

taochaos · 07-08-2008

Hahahahaha, drugs are bad, m'kay?

*scott_evil* · 07-08-2008

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Originally Posted by primalraver

hes on his bed like a little bitch.

as if the bird would have been so vicious, grow some huevos dude.

*the wolf* · 07-08-2008

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Originally Posted by scott_evil

as if the bird would have been so vicious, grow some huevos dude.

you never know, it could have been one of those homeless birds. they're mean and the only way to handle them is with a remote control

*scott_evil* · 07-08-2008

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Originally Posted by the wolf

you never know, it could have been one of those homeless birds. they're mean and the only way to handle them is with a remote control

Yosh1 · 07-08-2008

i think this story would have been better with actual birds that got into tony's house and went apeshit and started flying around pecking and destroying shit leaving a white streak of droppings with little down feathers everywhere.

it would have been like a john woo entrance to every room in the house if all the birds were rave ready.

Dictator Jen · 07-08-2008

that story is classic. hahahah

and nobody gets to cuddle with adam but me. i don't care if he's my "ex." =P

**Agent-006** · 07-08-2008

No...comment...wheres a Hornets nest I can stir up

**Dook** · 07-08-2008

There's one under one of my eaves, I need to take care of that this week.

*the wolf* · 07-08-2008

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Originally Posted by Dook

There's one under one of my eaves, I need to take care of that this week.

what would this guy do?

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primalraver My ferret will eat ur toe Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,356 Thanks: 18 Thanked 302 Times in 181 Posts	my room mate the crackhead so tony comes up to my room and said " dude i think there is a bird in my room". so i go down to investigate. i go in his room and hes like " i think its in my dresser. i thought my laptop made the chirp noise but i shook my dresser and there was a chirp." so i said " how the hell did a bird get in ur room?" he said " the little piece of cardboard fell out of the window." ok so i start to take all the drawers out of his dresser. hes on his bed like a little bitch. i look in the dresser and guess what nothing there and then i hear the chirp. the fucking bird was his LAPTOP. lay off the dope!!!! __________________ "JAIL NIGGA... YOU GAY!!" FROSTY THE PLURMAN SAID "UR A DICK!!!" Last edited by primalraver; 07-07-2008 at 11:19 PM.

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