Not exactly sure how to take this.

Dash Is A Jerk · 07-24-2008

The following is an email I got from a friend.

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Yo dash, how are things? I havent spoken with you in a while.

Listen man, Im sure its not ontop of your priority list right now, but theres this female I really think you would be compatible with on a mental and physical level. She has an intense passion for music, shes around your age, but not too old, shes kind of crazy, but not really, she has been to rehab a few times, and shes a nice, down to earth chick.

Im going to have her message you, or you message her, I know its tacky and cliche, but I really think you guys are meant for each other.

.......call me man its important.

I mean, there's just so many different things you can infer from this about what he thinks of me.

Am I supposed to be flattered? Apparently he thinks she's a cool gal and want to pawn her off on me?

Should I be offended or self-conscious? She's only slightly crazy and only been to rehab a few times, why wouldn't she be a great fit for me?

The real question is - is she still rave-ready after all that rehab?

DEVICE · 07-24-2008

Hey, shes only been a few times. What do you got to lose.

*the wolf* · 07-24-2008

she's fat.

*the wolf* · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by Dash Is A Jerk

The real question is - is she still rave-ready after all that rehab?

doubt it. and your friend called you old.

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shes around your age, but not too old

*the wolf* · 07-24-2008

plus you don't have to really look into it.

if you're rave ready, you just ask yourself, "am I going to get laid?".

Dash Is A Jerk · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by the wolf

doubt it. and your friend called you old.

He just knows that I consider "around my age" to also be "too old".

We should all know that the mathematical formula for determining the acceptable age of the ladies you see should be: (age)/2 + 7.

red_man · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by Dash Is A Jerk

He just knows that I consider "around my age" to also be "too old".

We should all know that the mathematical formula for determining the acceptable age of the ladies you see should be: (age)/2 + 7.

Aaaaah. So Cougar-mode would take effect with what age-formula?
ex. (age)/2+8=Cougar

Also...does being a cougar automatically mean you've been to rehab multiple times?

I say you meet her and inspect her rave-readiness status.

*the wolf* · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by Dash Is A Jerk

He just knows that I consider "around my age" to also be "too old".

We should all know that the mathematical formula for determining the acceptable age of the ladies you see should be: (age)/2 + 7.

I thought that was the min. age equation, but that could be used at the max age too.

**Trancehed** · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by Dash Is A Jerk

He just knows that I consider "around my age" to also be "too old".

We should all know that the mathematical formula for determining the acceptable age of the ladies you see should be: (age)/2 + 7.

hah that's almost me and Rick

Dash Is A Jerk · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by red_man

Aaaaah. So Cougar-mode would take effect with what age-formula?
ex. (age)/2+8=Cougar

Also...does being a cougar automatically mean you've been to rehab multiple times?

I say you meet her and inspect her rave-readiness status.

I don't know, man, this whole cougar thing is unfamiliar to me.

I mean, I know what a cougar is but don't know what the rules are regarding them and their status. I think they sort of bend the general rules, thus earning their own separate status as Cougars.

Dash Is A Jerk · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by the wolf

I thought that was the min. age equation, but that could be used at the max age too.

Well, I guess it is technically the minimum "you're safe" age . . . I also like to keep it roughly within that range as maximum, too.

maybe a 7-10 year window with the addition.

**Dook** · 07-24-2008

PICS OR BAN

Ask if she's DTF.

DEVICE · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by Dook

PICS OR BAN

Ask if she's DTF.

Yea, maybe it was sexual addiction rehab.

Dash Is A Jerk · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by Dook

PICS OR BAN

Ask if she's DTF.

As soon as I get some pics I'll post them here. . . ESPECIALLY if she's fat.

*the wolf* · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by DEVICE

Yea, maybe it was sexual addiction rehab.

Always the optimistic

Dictator Jen · 07-24-2008

ESPECIALLY if she's fat. LMFAO! rad.

**Dook** · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by Dash Is A Jerk

As soon as I get some pics I'll post them here. . . ESPECIALLY if she's fat.

Dash is so *Ready hahaha

Hey I have your shirt.

Dash Is A Jerk · 07-24-2008

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Originally Posted by Dook

Dash is so *Ready hahaha

Hey I have your shirt.

I was just wondering where that shirt was.

That shirt is STILL ravies coated from EDC. Beware.

**Dook** · 07-24-2008

hell no, that would be RAVE EXPIRED, I washed that shit.

*the wolf* · 07-24-2008

Quote:

Yo dash, how are things? I havent spoken with you in a while.

Listen man, Im sure its not ontop of your priority list right now, but theres this female I really think you would be compatible with on a mental and physical level. She has an intense passion for music, shes around your age, but not too old, shes kind of crazy, but not really, she has been to rehab a few times, and shes a nice, down to earth chick.

Im going to have her message you, or you message her, I know its tacky and cliche, but I really think you guys are meant for each other.

.......call me man its important.

I just realized something, that was a dude that sent you the e-mail. I just assumed it was chick, it's a very chick thing to do.

**Karen AR** · 07-24-2008

even the email is writen like a chick wrote it

esp this part "I know its tacky and cliche, but I really think you guys are meant for each other."

paragon · 07-24-2008

Who sent u that???

*the wolf* · 07-24-2008

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Dook RAVE READY! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Mission Bay Park. Posts: 11,571 Thanks: 2,021 Thanked 1,066 Times in 697 Posts	PICS OR BAN Ask if she's DTF. __________________ GOODGHOST COLLECTIVE,bringin it back. Stay Tuned, big things coming up ahead from Goodghost and friends. 11/26 JIVE TURKEY!

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Karen AR redhotpassionbykaren.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 12,356 Thanks: 682 Thanked 186 Times in 122 Posts	even the email is writen like a chick wrote it esp this part "I know its tacky and cliche, but I really think you guys are meant for each other." __________________ http://redhotpassionbykaren.com

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